Let's Talk

Our church has just finished a series called "Let's Talk." It's been a series of sermons about what God would probably say if you and He sat down and had a talk over coffee. It's been an amazing series. The four sermons were entitled: "Take Care" (about being healthy: physically, relationally and spiritually), "Trust Me," "Represent," and "Live Different."

At the beginning of each sermon was a video with the following quips. I thought they were fabulous, and wanted to share them with all of you, but waited till the series was finished so I could do one big list, rather than four small ones. As you read down the list, think about them.

Let's meet at my house

Sunday before the game.

- God.

C'mon over and bring the kids.

- God.

What part of

"Thou shall not..."

didn't you understand?

- God.

Keep taking my name in vain,

I'll make rush hour longer.

- God.

Loved the wedding.

Invite me to the marriage.

- God.

That "love thy neighbor" thing ...

I meant it.

- God.

Will the road you're on

get you to my place?

- God.

Big bang theory,

You've got to be kidding.

- God.

My way

is the highway.

- God.

You think it's hot here?

- God.

Have you read my #1

bestseller?

There will be a test.

- God.

Don't make me come down there.

- God.

As my apprentice

you're never fired.

- God.

One nation under me.

- God.

All I know...

is everything.

- God.

If you must curse,

use your own name!

- God.

The real Supreme Court

meets up here.

- God.

Life is short.

Eternity isn't.

- God.

Let's Talk.

- God.